She was a horrible mother.  Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs?

THREE!

I was an attractive child, I could juggle.
I was worth five pigs at least.

Crowley / The things we left behind / Supernatural

You betrayed me?
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley / King of the Damned / Supernatural