Mal - Looks can be deceiving.
Jayne - Not as
deceiving as a low down, dirty... deceiver.
Firefly
And sometimes there's a third,
even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with
pie.
Dr. Horrible / Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Life rushes on, faster and faster,
but the fact is you can't rush toast.
Tom Wilson / Bigger Than You
Friday, July 27, 2012
What would you be if you were attached
to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Leonard / The Big Bang Theory
Thursday, July 26, 2012
The only legs
Chinese people don't eat are from chairs.
Felix Fang / Masterchef
It is a strange fate that we should
suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.
Boromir /
Fellowship of the Ring
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I played a lot of tough clubs
in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was
dead. I was afraid to bet.
Henry Youngman
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Moms have like 16 levels of anger:
disappointment, frustration, impatient, displeased, perturbed, annoyed,
irritated, upset, mad, enraged, livid, insane.
Dad has watching TV and silver
back ape.