You look lovely today, have you had a wash?

12th Doctor / The Caretaker / Doctor Who

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn

Benjamin Franklin

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

Winston Churchill

I have not failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Thomas Edison

Rejection.  It is not you... and it doesn't define you.  You define you.

Cam Adair / The suprising truth about rejection / Tedx Fargo

When faced with rejection, don't run.  Embrace them, they may become your gifts

Jia Jiang / Suprprising lessons from 100 days of rejection / Tedx Talks

I don't know how WWIII will be fought, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stone...

Albert Einstein

Live every week like it's shark week.

Tracy Morgan / Jack the Writer / 30 Rock

You betrayed me?
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley / King of the Damned / Supernatural

If you can't fool yourself, how can you expect to fool anybody else?

Nicholas Fox / The Chase / Fox & O'Hare series

I'm not conceited, just convinced.
I don't *think* I'm better than you, I know I am.

Jeff B Davis

I am an army doctor which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them.

John Watson / The Abominable Bride / Sherlock

Being a little weird is just a natural side-effect of being awesome.

Sue Fitzmaurice

To live in the moment, you have to forget about the other moments.

David Duchovny

Everything that humans can imagine is a possibility in reality.

Physicist Willy Karen

No one became a great woman in a vacuum

MacGyver / Every Time She Smiles / MacGyver

Well, I can't stand in judgment of you. I'm not perfect... yet.

MacGyver / Last Stand / MacGyver

Danno: Seriously. Don't get married. Just find a woman you really hate
Seal Team Nine: And buy her a house!

Ki'ilua / Hawaii Five-0

You know what the greatest invention of all time is? The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

Danno / E Malama / Hawaii Five-0

The heart is the only muscle in the body that can be broken with a harsh word and repaired with a gentle touch

Danny / Shawn and the Real Girl / Psych