Opportunities are rarely offered; they’re seized.

Sheryl Sandberg / Lean In

I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, "like" turns into "what was his name again?"

Hatter / Alice

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

Chastity / 10 Things I Hate About You

Did he just call me a vessel?

Hatter / Alice

Bianca - There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity - But I love my Skechers.
Bianca - That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

10 Things I Hate about You

So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anyone's best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest, kindest, and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

Sherlock Holmes / The Sign of Three / Sherlock

Where is the iocane poison? But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's?

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

But I also know that iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

I know it's dizzying, but wait till I get going! Now, where was I?

Ah yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

::pause::

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

HA! IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! And I choose - What in the world can that be?

Oh Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

You thought I guessed wrong didn't you? You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Vizzini / Princess Bride

As a monologue