Optimism and delusion are two TOTALLY different things.
Adam Levine / Twitter
Sunday, January 27, 2013
The symptom of depression is depression.
If you take away the symptom...
You Don't Have Depression!
Craig Ferguson / A Wee Bit o' Revolution
Friday, January 25, 2013
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer, dead at 53.
I know, it is sad.
Over Barcelona, today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Colin Mochrie / Weird Newscasters / Whose Line Is It Anyway
J - What does high end Vietnamese food taste like?
T - ::pauses:: There is no high end!
Random conversation
Side note: Sorry handball, you're just tennis for poor people.
Stephen Colbert / I Am America and So Can You
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Stephen Colbert / I Am America and So Can You
Monday, January 7, 2013
Penny - That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon - The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.