So I'm always in motion. I'm never in one place. I'm never here. Just more likely to be here than not to be here. I'm not here.

Charlie Crews / Life

Watson - You risk your life to prove you're clever.
Sherlock - And why would I do that?
Watson - Because you're an idiot!

Sherlock

Say hi to your mum for me!

Rove McManus / Rove Live

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Sheldon / The Big Bang Theory

Moriaty - If you don't stop prying, I'll burn you. I'll burn the heart out of you.
Sherlock - I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.

Sherlock

Applied physicists are from Venus; Theoretical physicists wonder why it spins in the other direction.

Fleinhardt / Sacrifice / Numb3rs

Life is a million to one. The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.

Patrick Jane / Red Rum / Mentalist