You mean... you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Man in Black / Princess Bride

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

Christopher Walken / SNL

Excuse me... I'm making perfect sense, You're just not keeping up!

11th Doctor / Doctor Who

You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!

9th Doctor / Doctor Who

Optical illusions should be called “brain failures”.

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson / StarTalk

Violence against one is violence against all. Violence against all is violence against myself.

Charlie Crews / Life

Watson - In real life. There are no arch-enemies in real life. Doesn’t happen.
Sherlock - Doesn’t it? Sounds a bit dull.

Sherlock