Side note: Sorry handball, you're just tennis for poor people.
Stephen Colbert / I Am America and So Can You
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Stephen Colbert / I Am America and So Can You
Monday, January 7, 2013
Penny - That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon - The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.
The Alien Parasite Hypothesis / Big Bang Theory
Monday, December 31, 2012
Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.
Mercedes Jones / Heart / Glee
Monday, December 3, 2012
Remember the rule: Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.
Shawn Spencer / Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion / Psych
I'm not a control freak, but a control enthusiastic.
Joss Whedon
Thursday, November 29, 2012
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.