If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?

Willy Wonka / Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

There is no gravity in space, Mr. Matthews, therefore astronauts suck UP. Learn from them.

George Feeny / Pilot / Boy Meets World

I already know an awful lot of people; until one of them dies, I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

Regina Lampert / Charade

...don't ever sit in your room and lock yourself away because you don't think you're good enough.

Catherine Tate

Anybody who thinks that one is the loneliest number has never had to be the third wheel. Three is the loneliest number.  One is great, two is company, three sucks.

J-Belt / The Number One / hitRECord

This is the first time in 20+ years I am spending Mother's Day in the states with my family... but she passed away 2 days ago.

Dad

We don't make movies to make money, we make money to make movies

Walt Disney (?)