Live every week like it's shark week.

Tracy Morgan / Jack the Writer / 30 Rock

She was a horrible mother.  Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs?

THREE!

I was an attractive child, I could juggle.
I was worth five pigs at least.

Crowley / The things we left behind / Supernatural

You betrayed me?
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley / King of the Damned / Supernatural

If you can't fool yourself, how can you expect to fool anybody else?

Nicholas Fox / The Chase / Fox & O'Hare series

Barkeep, give me something old and gold.  I think I have a cold.

DiNozzo / Two-Faced / NCIS

I'm not conceited, just convinced.
I don't *think* I'm better than you, I know I am.

Jeff B Davis

I am an army doctor which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them.

John Watson / The Abominable Bride / Sherlock