Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
But it just isn't true
Roses are red
And apples are, too
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
An orange is orange
But Greeland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not
We defile it
But, ah, what the heck
It's hard to rhyme violet.

 Dot / Dot's Poetry Corner / Animaniacs

Doctor: Do you know what souls are made out of?

Patrick Jane: Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails?

Red brick and ivy / Mentalist

I don't know how WWIII will be fought, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stone...

Albert Einstein

Live every week like it's shark week.

Tracy Morgan / Jack the Writer / 30 Rock

She was a horrible mother.  Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs?

THREE!

I was an attractive child, I could juggle.
I was worth five pigs at least.

Crowley / The things we left behind / Supernatural

You betrayed me?
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley / King of the Damned / Supernatural

If you can't fool yourself, how can you expect to fool anybody else?

Nicholas Fox / The Chase / Fox & O'Hare series