Barkeep, give me something old and gold.  I think I have a cold.

DiNozzo / Two-Faced / NCIS

I'm not conceited, just convinced.
I don't *think* I'm better than you, I know I am.

Jeff B Davis

I am an army doctor which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them.

John Watson / The Abominable Bride / Sherlock

Being a little weird is just a natural side-effect of being awesome.

Sue Fitzmaurice

To live in the moment, you have to forget about the other moments.

David Duchovny

Everything that humans can imagine is a possibility in reality.

Physicist Willy Karen

I went to an Ivy League school. I’m very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words.

Donald J Trump